Eat What You Want

11-May-2017 | Milku

Provided you don't live in South Shore, Blackpool.

The 11th May has been designated Eat What You Want Day.

It sounds like the perfect day, but I’d like it better if I had the run of the kitchen. I can only eat what I’m given...or really I just eat some and stash the rest. Oh to be able to choose my treats…

It can’t really be a favourite day in my neighbourhood…Weight Watchers and Slimming World both have sessions in the nearby church halls on Thursdays. Their clients would have a lot of explaining to do if they had eaten what they wanted.

Can I suggest that you check out the Boomerang TV Pet Gallery. There's a handsome face in there if you just search on "Milku". You then have to click on the photo to see my profile.

Someone there thinks I’m “cute”. I suppose it’ll have to do. They don’t offer ‘evil genius’ as an option.

Apologies to my smallest human friend. I said she submitted my picture. But who can wait for children to switch their attention from Roblox…I did it myself. Ha!