About Jak's first visit to hospital
Kuma's views on their Sims alter egos
About Jak's knee surgery
About a new dog in the household
All about Nikita
About Kuma's hunting prowess
The results of Nikita's DNA test
Another op for Jak
(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
Occasional dog fights
Discovering the cat nip
Who really killed Cock Robin
coming soon
Killer Queen
[Jak]: Do you like poems Nikki?
[Nikita]: Erm. I’m not sure. I’ve never tasted one. What are they like?
[Jak]: Oh, Nikki you’re so f…
[Jak]: Ahem. I meant something like the poem, Who Killed Cock Robin? (opens in a new tab).
Who killed Cock Robin?
I, said the sparrow,
With my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin.
[Jak pauses for breath]
[Kuma]: Excuse me! I'm not having a sparrow claiming my kill... of all the cheek!
[Kuma]: I want it on record. I killed cock robin and left him by the front door! Our hoomans got a bit of a fright when they were clearing the dead leaves from the path. [Kuma sniggers]
[Jak]: I thought I detected something in that pile but we’re never allowed to linger outside long.
[Kuma]: Well you shouldn’t have made a nuisance of yourselves should you. I’m allowed outdoors as often and as long as I want.
[Jak]: It’ll be because they don’t like you as much as me and Nikki and don’t want you hanging around. I’ve heard them complaining about you smelling bad.
[Nikita]: And they have to change clothes and get showered after cuddling her. I’ve seen them!
[Kuma]: Yes, well, it's not every time. And I’m still not as gruesome as you. You scoffed old stuff from the compost bin. Vegetables… yuk! And I heard you tried some coughy. They feed you enough. Why do you need to chow down on germs?
[Jak]: Kuma, hang on. Nikki drank some coffee that was left over. It’s a drink. The hoomans love it.
[Nikita]: Dad forgot about it when he went off to save...what was it?...erm...an animal in trouble somewhere... He doesn’t mind sharing things with me.
[Jak]: Not that though Nikki. I don’t think it’s good for them, never mind you. It smells dreadful
[Nikita]: Oh well I liked it and it smells better than Kuma!
[Kuma]: I can't believe you losers... you call them Dad and Mum? They're staff!